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Mods To Look For In The Future (Part 1)
Title Mods To Look For In The Future (Part 1)
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Mod Name: Zy-El: The Fury Within

Author(s): Deathscythe, SiLenTx, aRacHnE and Kato.

Comments: The Phrozen Keep shuts down due to lack of interest, and the Zy-El: The Fury Within forum stuns specualtors by taking over M$ and Blizzard. The mod team give up modding D2, and make D3 instead.


Mod Name: Baldur's Gate Mod: Throne of Bhaal.

Author(s): subsanity and RicFaith

Comments: Expansion Set Features:


Two new character classes (the Assassin and the Druid) each with 30 unique skills/spells


One new Act set in the Barbarian Highlands


Many new monster types, including bosses and uniques


Interactive environments, such as siege towers and fortified battlements


Thousands of new weapons, armor, and magical items, including class-specific quest items


New recipes for the Horadric Cube


Increased Stash Size


Supports 800x600 Resolution


For more information, check out the Frequently Asked Questions.



Mod Name: Ancestral Recall: Really, Really Hard Version.

Author(s): TeknoKyo

Comments: And nobody ever did work out how to complete this mod...
Only playable if you have completed NatalyaX10, AR:CS and AR:SE on Hell, and are God.


Mod Name: Zy-El III

Author(s): Kato

Comments: The next installement of the Zy-El series. More people die after forgetting to eat.


Mod Name: Overpowered

Author(s): goro3d

Comments: No animal species were annihalated during the making of this mod.

Except for all those damn Mosquitoes...


Mod Name: Deathfile's Sancturary

Author(s): Deathfile

Comments: Well, he does own a forum on a mod site. icon_smile.gif


Mod Name: Sancturary on Earth

Author(s): j_bouley and Goldark

Comments: Jeff and Goldark collaborate on a new project! Due to some confusion when mixing their artistic skills, however, it turns out that all the monsters have left the world in peace, and there is nobody to kill.

Fileplanet Waiting Time: None! Well, ok, we lie, you have to wait anyway because our servers are down again.


Mod Name: Sir_General's Ith Rune

Author(s): Sir_General

Comments: Now thanks to S_G's interface changes, you can model and draw your own equipment, and make your own item modifiers!


Mod Name: Hell In Chaos

Author(s): j_bouley and Goldark

Comments: The second take. Much better results, due to the presence of big, hell-spawned scary monsters, being chaotic.

Fileplanet Waiting Time: Sorry, people want to actually download this, so we've taken our servers offline and they're never coming back. Bite me. Nya, nya, nya.


Mod Name: Zy-El IV

Author(s): Kato

Comments: A few mod-players begin to mug people in the hope of finding the newest sets. They give up when they find out they're too low on mana to destroy the police.


Mod Name: Paul Siramy's DS1 Mod

Author(s): Paul Siramy.

Comments: Not to be outdone by the shifty likes of S_G, PS allows you to edit maps in game! Paul is given the keys to Paris.


Mod Name: Rana Loreus' Mod Pack

Author(s): Rana Loreus

Comments: 598 mods for the price of none!


Mod Name: Wersion 2.

Author(s): Fusman

Comments: Wersion 2.00 of Diablo II builds on previous mods by code-Gods and turns the game into the ultimate editing device. Play as you mod! Get distracted! Never complete anything, like Olorin...


Mod Name: Zy-El V

Author(s): Kato

Comments: The Kato machine works so hard that it overheats and explodes! Kato retires to write poetry about flowers.


Mod Name: Demon Trip III.

Author(s): Brother Laz

Comments: The bastar.d spawn of a botched simultaneous installation by Olorin of Demon Trip II and D2: Black.


Mod Name: Nef's And Meph's Top Secretf Modph.

Author(s): Nef an' Meph, the "F" Brothers.

Comments: They wouldn't tell Olorin anything about it before, and they still didn't even after it was released! Even when he tried to install it, it recognised him and self-destructed. Nef releases a tutorial on how to detect if Olorin is trying to install your mod.


Mod Name: Diablo II: Black

Author(s): Brother Laz

Comments: It doesn't exist, really. You must be thinking of Demon Trip III. Shoo!


Mod Name: The Lord of the Rings

Author(s): sub-atomic, Olorin, and co.

Comments: Unfortunately nobody plays this mod, as all those who know of Olorin suffer a heart attack as he actually releases something!


Mod Name: Zhoulomcrist

Author(s): Zhoulomcrypt

Comments: Illegal alpha leaked over kazaa. Has NO gfx, gui, or gameplay. 1337 4@kerz who discovered the illegal Doomcrypt 2000III alpha shuffle their feet and look at the floor in embarresment as they learn the meaning of the word "alpha".


Mod Name: CryptForge

Author(s): Zhoulomcrist

Comments: Olorin uninstalls Diablo I. Teenagers run on a rampage across the lands, shooting red lightning at innocent bystanders, slaying even those innocent bystanders with maxed lightning resistance! The media blames Cryptforge, but the crazy kids claim they've been corrupted by some unknown mod by the maker of Demon Trip III.


Mod Name: OMFG1337R0KZ02ZM0D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author(s): 1337d00d799!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments: A11 teh pl0g1nz r heer, plei NOWNOWNOW!!!!!! it pwn u


Mod Name: Chinesman's Caper

Author(s): Chineseman

Comments: A mod abut...cats. You play a cat, you kill dogs. The human population don't quite understand it, but it's a big hit with the denizens of the OT forums and cats everywhere.


Mod Name: Chaos Magick

Author(s): KillerForm

Comments: Using Chaos Magick, KillerForm proves his Metal by Casting such a powerful Spell that all complex life on earth is destroyed. Only the Dark Wanderer is left, unslain as always, observing that his purpose of...well, whatever it is, I'm sure his Mentor must find it easier now there are less people to...what ever he's going to do. Gah. icon_lol.gif

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Alkalund wakes up, to find humanity extinct to his vague surprise. Despite this, he still checks in on the Non-Hosted Mods forum several times a day in case the surviving bacteria eventually evolve sentience and wish to mod.





DISCLAIMER:

This post is obviously humour.
Not because of any of the comments I made, but because it assumes that patch 1.10, which many of these mods need, will come out before the Keep is dug up by paelaentologists.

The writer of this piece has been unfairly victimising Olorin, and should be banned.

On a further disclaimer note: I don't know any of you, blahblahblah I can't here you icon-handball.gif new_scatter.gif icon_boire2.gif new_color_.gif

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