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The many faces of the LoD player...
Title The many faces of the LoD player...
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The brain surgery test victim:

<DiablOOOOO has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>
TP PLZ
TP PLZ
TP TP TP

<CeatherOfFire opens portal>
TP PLZ
'I sent you one already'
TP TP TP TP PLZ
'I sent you a damn portal #@&*$ !!'
WUT MEAN PORTAL
<almost explodes> 'A town portal! A tp!'
TP TP PLZ
<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The buy-a-vowel type:

WR R U SND TP
ND Q1 N WP PLZ GME WP


the cookie cutter fanatic:

THAT AURA SUXXORZ USE FANAT
'Erm, aren't you a sorceress?'
UR AURA SUXXORZ NOB
USE FANAT

'Do you actually know what thie aura does?
USE FANAT
'This aura increases your mana recovery rate. I use it between conviction flashes. I believe faster mana recovery is better for a sorc and FoH pal than attack speed increase, eh?'
OMG UR STUPID
<Kuralic switches to level 1 fanaticism to make this guy shut up>

<less than 30 seconds later>

NEED MANA
NEED MANA

<Kuralic has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The I-am-cool-because-I-use-buzzwords type:

DUPE COWZ
ITD COWZ ITAMZ
ITD COWZ MF!

The lingo-impaired:

<MegaBarbXX has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>
GIMME DR PLZ
GIMME DR PLZ
I NEED A DR PLZ
<CeatherOfFire ignores nonsense>
<CeatherOfFire picks up rare staff>
U R AN SOJ
'Eh, what do you mean I am an soj?'
U R A FU#KING SOJ
<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The conspiracy theorist:

U SCREWED MY MF NOOB
'Erm, what do you mean?'
U MADE TP
THAT LOWERS MF BY 50%
'Yeah, really? Where did you read that?'
EVERY1 KNOWS THAT U STUPID NOOB

The Deckard Cain wannabe:

WANNA TRADE
HAVE VIPERMAGI FOR 1SOJ
'Possibly, what are its stats?' <meaning of course the variable resist all & MDR>
SERPENTSKIN ARMOR
DEFENSE 266
REQUIRED LEVEL 29
REQUIRED STR 43
DURABILITY 11/24
<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The why-should-I-read-the-maunal player:

<CeatherOfFire enters hellcowzgogo12 and notices naked level 31 character>
'Hey, do you have any skills?'
WUT R SKILLZ
'You know, like zeal, fanaticism, might...'
WUT S FANATISM
'One of your level 30 offensive auras'
WUT R AURAS
<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The correct-spelling-is-just-too-boring type:

I HAV GARUDIAN AGNEL
'Guardian Angel?'
Y GADRUIAN AGGEL
'It's **Guardian** **Angel** !'
OK OK GURDAN ANCEL
'I'm sorry to hear that. I hope she gets better soon'
<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The trade-value-tables-are-boring type:

WANNA TRADE
I HAVE TOADSFAIL FLAME FOR 8 SOJ
AND WICHWIND STRING FOR 6 SOJ
<Kuralic has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The telemarketer:

U NEED BETTER ARMOR
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
'Dammit! Stop spamming my scr-'
<Kuralic was slain by Oblivion Knight>
SEE? I TOLD YOU YOU NEED BETTER ARMOR
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ
I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ

The dupe-spoiled type:

NEED GOOD WEAPON FOR FREE PLZ
'Erm, what weapon are you using now?'
BALISTA

The FPS player:

'What weapon do you have?'
A BOW
<doh>

The PK specialist:

<boondaedru has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>
<hostile icon appears>
WR R U
WR R U
WUSS COWARD NOOB
'I am in the Ancient Tunnels right now'
<five minutes later>
U R NOT IN NIHATLAKS TEMPLE
U DONT DARE FIGHT ME
NOOB

The would-be player killer:

<smmmmoka has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>
WHR R U
WHR R U GME TP
<Kuralic opens town portal>
<hostile icon appears>
'Good move, is this your first PK attempt? ;-)'
<chorus of Lol from everyone else>
YOU #@&$£ COWARDLY #|é"& !!!!!
<smmmmoka has left our world, Diablo's minions weaken>

The type who doesn't know what he's saying:

NK
NK
NK
NK
NK
NK
<Canthar notices lightning sparks going off in all directions>
'Ehm, why are you killing the king?'
<everyone instantly leaves the game>
<king dies>
'So why did you first say 'no king' and then kill the king?'
I DIDNT SAY NO KING
'Then what do you think NK means outside of a PvP situation? ;-)'
F##K YOU
<cowtippa has left our world, Diablo's minions weaken>

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