The many faces of the LoD player...

The many faces of the LoD player...

Description: by Creideamh

Categories: Humor


The brain surgery test victim:





<DiablOOOOO has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>



TP PLZ


TP PLZ


TP TP TP



<CeatherOfFire opens portal>


TP PLZ


'I sent you one already'


TP TP TP TP PLZ



'I sent you a damn portal #@&*$ !!'


WUT MEAN PORTAL


<almost explodes> 'A town portal! A tp!'


TP TP PLZ


<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>






The buy-a-vowel type:





WR R U SND TP


ND Q1 N WP PLZ GME WP






the cookie cutter fanatic:






THAT AURA SUXXORZ USE FANAT


'Erm, aren't you a sorceress?'


UR AURA SUXXORZ NOB


USE FANAT



'Do you actually know what thie aura does?



USE FANAT


'This aura increases your mana recovery rate. I use it between conviction flashes. I believe faster mana recovery is better for a sorc and FoH pal than attack speed increase, eh?'


OMG UR STUPID


<Kuralic switches to level 1 fanaticism to make this guy shut up>





<less than 30 seconds later>




NEED MANA


NEED MANA





<Kuralic has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>





The I-am-cool-because-I-use-buzzwords type:





DUPE COWZ


ITD COWZ ITAMZ


ITD COWZ MF!





The lingo-impaired:






<MegaBarbXX has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>


GIMME DR PLZ


GIMME DR PLZ


I NEED A DR PLZ


<CeatherOfFire ignores nonsense>


<CeatherOfFire picks up rare staff>



U R AN SOJ


'Eh, what do you mean I am an soj?'


U R A FU#KING SOJ


<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>





The conspiracy theorist:






U SCREWED MY MF NOOB


'Erm, what do you mean?'


U MADE TP


THAT LOWERS MF BY 50%


'Yeah, really? Where did you read that?'



EVERY1 KNOWS THAT U STUPID NOOB





The Deckard Cain wannabe:





WANNA TRADE


HAVE VIPERMAGI FOR 1SOJ



'Possibly, what are its stats?' <meaning of course the variable resist all & MDR>


SERPENTSKIN ARMOR


DEFENSE 266


REQUIRED LEVEL 29


REQUIRED STR 43



DURABILITY 11/24


<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>





The why-should-I-read-the-maunal player:





<CeatherOfFire enters hellcowzgogo12 and notices naked level 31 character>



'Hey, do you have any skills?'


WUT R SKILLZ


'You know, like zeal, fanaticism, might...'


WUT S FANATISM


'One of your level 30 offensive auras'


WUT R AURAS



<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>





The correct-spelling-is-just-too-boring type:





I HAV GARUDIAN AGNEL


'Guardian Angel?'



Y GADRUIAN AGGEL


'It's **Guardian** **Angel** !'


OK OK GURDAN ANCEL


'I'm sorry to hear that. I hope she gets better soon'


<CeatherOfFire has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>






The trade-value-tables-are-boring type:





WANNA TRADE


I HAVE TOADSFAIL FLAME FOR 8 SOJ


AND WICHWIND STRING FOR 6 SOJ


<Kuralic has left their world, Diablo's minions weaken>





The telemarketer:





U NEED BETTER ARMOR


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ



I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


'Dammit! Stop spamming my scr-'


<Kuralic was slain by Oblivion Knight>



SEE? I TOLD YOU YOU NEED BETTER ARMOR


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ


I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ I HAVE ARKAINES FOR 14 SOJ





The dupe-spoiled type:






NEED GOOD WEAPON FOR FREE PLZ


'Erm, what weapon are you using now?'


BALISTA





The FPS player:





'What weapon do you have?'


A BOW


<doh>





The PK specialist:





<boondaedru has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>


<hostile icon appears>


WR R U


WR R U


WUSS COWARD NOOB


'I am in the Ancient Tunnels right now'



<five minutes later>


U R NOT IN NIHATLAKS TEMPLE


U DONT DARE FIGHT ME


NOOB





The would-be player killer:






<smmmmoka has entered our world, Diablo's minions grow stronger>


WHR R U


WHR R U GME TP


<Kuralic opens town portal>


<hostile icon appears>



'Good move, is this your first PK attempt? ;-)'


<chorus of Lol from everyone else>


YOU #@&$£ COWARDLY #|é'& !!!!!


<smmmmoka has left our world, Diablo's minions weaken>






The type who doesn't know what he's saying:





NK


NK


NK


NK



NK


NK


<Canthar notices lightning sparks going off in all directions>


'Ehm, why are you killing the king?'


<everyone instantly leaves the game>


<king dies>



'So why did you first say 'no king' and then kill the king?'


I DIDNT SAY NO KING


'Then what do you think NK means outside of a PvP situation? ;-)'


F##K YOU


<cowtippa has left our world, Diablo's minions weaken>

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