Runewords

[Jezibabak]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I want runewords on every socketable item in 1.57.
I mean EVERY item.

[HaveASmile]

Yes. I also want Atlantis in Robe of Steel. That's balance.

[Baerk Konnevala]

I think I'm smelling saracasm... Anyways I thought runewords are hardcoded to only work in non-magical items anyways.

[usu]

running around with set items+rws wont be fun anymore.
honestly... the game isnt that hard. if you cant complete the game without such items, you might even not be able to manage with them (playing skill and stuff).

[pza]

best QQ of the week xD

[Brother Laz]

And I want to socket my staff into this jewel. Why does it only work the other way round??

Also, Laz, please make it so we can socket runes into skills. The icon has room for at least 4 runes if you put them close together. Also, add runewords for them.

And I want to put my Lamia into the cube and upgrade them to Overlords! Why can't I do that? And allow the new crystal shatter recipe to turn them into superuniques. Multishot lightning enchanted ones, please.

I also want to gamble gold, and please make my Snake Stance swallow the pharaoh's Snake Stance.

[DemonicAngel]

[quote=pza";p="369323"]
best QQ of the week xD[/quote]

Laz wins Best QQ of the Week!

[pza]

i know the whole post is sarcastic... i don't know if i know laz well...
but this:

please make my Snake Stance swallow the pharaoh's Snake Stance.

sounds very like a new uberquest

edit: agreed, DA!

[DemonicAngel]

That's what I was thinking too. ^.^

Way to go, Laz, you just leaked some 1.57 info.

[alldogship]

What Laz said was sarcasm? Let me answer with a quote from Sam & Max:

Max: My innocence has been shattered by this blatant tourist trap. I want my money back.
Sam: You didn't pay anything.
Max: Well, somebody better give me some money.

(I still want to request something: trade life points and mana points for EXP)

[oneillz808]

[quote=HaveASmile";p="369320"]Yes. I also want Atlantis in Robe of Steel. That's balance.[/quote]

oh please, no one knew that thing existed until robe of steel was nerfed.

with that said, i want my robe of steel, to be made of silk.

[PwnyExpress]

[quote=Jezibabak";p="369319"]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I want runewords on every socketable item in 1.57.
I mean EVERY item. [/quote]

OH OH OH.

I want my Jalal's claw to be ranamed into Jalal's body, and do 14556-23346 damage, with 10000-10000 per element, +100% all resisits, +100% maximum Resists, +900 to all skills(even unlearend ones.) and +54000% xp gained, with +50000% Health and mana. Level 1 requirement plz!

[Zanzu]

[quote=PwnyExpress";p="369353"][quote=Jezibabak";p="369319"]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I want runewords on every socketable item in 1.57.
I mean EVERY item. [/quote]

OH OH OH.

I want my Jalal's claw to be ranamed into Jalal's body, and do 14556-23346 damage, with 10000-10000 per element, +100% all resisits, +100% maximum Resists, +900 to all skills(even unlearend ones.) and +54000% xp gained, with +50000% Health and mana. Level 1 requirement plz![/quote]

Have fun with those massive roll overs >_>;;

[Skivverus]

I'm pretty sure he can do that, though, if you don't mind them just being display lines like the one on the 6-zod runeword.

[Borgin]

Hahaha, wouldn't that be awesome? Have some uber unique just have all its mods as "display text"?

[pza]

yeah^^ you get it when trying to make a cuberecipe with an ethereal item^^ lol

it says +1000% damage but in fact it's -1000%^^

[Jezibabak]

This was only joke i didn't expect lot of discusion here

[PopizzdioJazz]

if id DON'T want something, then it's a socket in my staff!

[Jotun]

[quote=Jezibabak";p="369319"]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I want runewords on every socketable item in 1.57.
I mean EVERY item. [/quote]

Actually, it is possible. You just have to mess up your d2 installation in a random way

[DemonicAngel]

if id DON'T want something, then it's a socket in my staff! icon_mrgreen.gif

Why not? My staff has 3 sockets.

Did you mean that you don't want a staff in your sockets?