Many naming resources

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Here you can find very much of names ready to use for your items, characters, locations etc. Here's a list of all resources:

Spell names
Staff names
Religious items
Potions
Jewelry
Poisons
Different clothes
Governments
Studies

[SilverShadowHell]

FINALY you're back in this forum

Now a question from a fan... do you have names for others too?? Even if not as many, just a few

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Thanks for nice greeting

I'm able to search something specified for you. Please tell me, what are you interested in. I can find everything you want .

[SilverShadowHell]

Sounds great (even if way of topic, maybe changing this topic to "Some Names")

I would like some names about death, life, honour and agony, I tend to have some crapy or over-rated ideas for names (I can't make Demon Winterstorm a low lvl Item)

[Nefarius]

This post is a rather useful resource, I'll sticky this.

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More resources there. This time names for spells:

Amazon Seeking
Arch-angel Seduction
Bows of Lightning
Burning Wall
Chant of Sneaking
Circle of Slime
Dexterity Negation
Heat Deflection
Hellish Ghosttouch
Humanoids' Charisma
Incatation of Clairvoyance
Massive Circle
Opener's Slyness
Red Rains
Security Deflection
Seer's Cunning
Stone Alteration
Storm of Sapphire
Summon Barbarians
The Armor of Crusaders
The Goblet of Beasts
The Moon of Good
The Staff of Spectres
The Torc of Courage
The Torch of Dust
Abjuration of Generosity
Annihilate Suns
Arch-angel's Corruption
Ceremony of Acid
Chameleon Seduction
Eagles' Generosity
Haunt Control
Haunting Control
Incatation of Skill
Kingly Terror
Negate Illness
Sea Serpents' Hatefulness
Sigil of Absorbtion
Spined Fields
The Gem of Silver
The Glass of Venom
The Grail of Motion
The Pit of Tritons
The Star of Lightning
The Temple of Sadness
Transform Viciousness
Venom Conjuration
Venom Control
Witchery of Splendor
Working of Craftsmanship
Canine Hypnotism
Charm of Control
Conjuration of Greed
Earth Negation
Glamour of Returning
Golden Webs
Icy Lance
Invocation of Transformation
Lava Storm
Negate Strangulation
Puncturing Transformation
Purify Candles
Saint's Intoxication
Slay Breakers
Sorcery of Sadness
Spiritual Law
Strong Aura
The Coin of Angels
The Grail of Serpents
The Temple of Ruby
The Torc of Wind
The Trap of Copper
Traitors' Resurrection
Walls of Voidness
White Circles

More of these: http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate. ... name=spell

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Some staff names:

Animate Staff
Archmagi' Quarterstaff
Caring Haunt's Rod of Insane Clerics
Crusader's Baton
Dancer's Rod of Kill Demon
Divine Baton
Dwarf's Staff
Eternal Giant Staff of Ice Field
Evokers' Quarterstaff
Fortuitous Living Wand
Immovable Sceptre of Gold Web
Innocent Arch-angels' Rod of the Ogre
Insane Barbarians' Wand
Lordly Envenomed Quarterstaff
Quarterstaff of the Evil Undead
Royal Quarterstaff
Spectre's Baton of Nothing Shield
Spined Stave
Staff of Forbidden Virtue
Staff of the Divination of Sapphire and Pacing
Stave of Honor Hail
Stave of Intoxication Cloud
Sylvan Baton of Good Dust Storm
Wand of the Goblins' Sorcery of Assailing
Wise Drakes' Baton of Death Control
Baton of Good Gushes
Baton of Marvelous Sadness Rings
Baton of the Charm of Alter Purity
Baton of the Serpent
Crusher's Rod
Dire Golems' Sceptre of Venom and Thieving
Divinities' Stave of Ooze Chains
Exceptional Sceptre of the Sadistic Traveller's Rite of Gender-reversal
Forbidden Bear's Rod
Immovable Stave of the Ancient Chant of the Sturdy Chains
Imperial Animated Quarterstaff
Jagged Wand
Monstrous Wanderers' Rod
Quarterstaff of Infernal Muck Nets
Quarterstaff of the Studious Viper
Rod of Conjure Enchantment
Royal Artist's Stave of Light Hail
Sceptre of Cold Spheres
Sceptre of Fortuitous Acid Hands
Sceptre of Stone Breath
Shooting Quarterstaff
Splendid Titans' Staff
Staff of the Barbarians' Glamour of Charisma
Staff of the Lordly Hex of Absorbs Lightning
Wondrous Crafter's Rod
Abyssimal Rod of the Rite of Destroy Stars
Baton of Cursed Gold Orb
Deathly Icy Wand
Demon's Baton
Elemental Quarterstaff
Elven Hunter's Staff
Fine Stave of the Traitor's Exorcism of Ice
Flaming Rod
Insane Priestesses' Baton
Lawful Annihilators' Staff
Rod of Crystal Spans
Rod of the Titan
Rulers' Sceptre of Frost Ball
Sceptre of the Vicious Bear
Spectral Keen Quarterstaff of Conjure Motion
Staff of Diamond Touch
Staff of the Working of Control Curing
Staff of the Working of Seek Titans
Stave of Bone Gyser
Stave of the Infamous Hearer's Working of Viciousness
Sylvan Golden Sceptre
Unholy Dreamers' Rod
Wonderful Keen Wand of Venom and Agility
Wondrous Corruptors' Sceptre of Archmagi Summoning
Worldly Thundering Stave of Heat Gushes

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Some names for religious items:

Angry Caretaker's Thurible
Arch-angel's Vestiments
Chaotic Thunderous Relic of the Cursed Evocation of the Purple Mask
Clever Wyrm's Symbol
Corrupt Berserkers' Censer of Bronze Bolt
Crafters' Censer of the Curse of Crystal Transformation
Demonic Symbol
Demonic Wanderers' Aspergillum
Disrupting Journeymen's Symbol
Divine Braizer of Transform Nothing
Doomed Symbol
Elven Miter
Fine Aspergillum
Fortuitous Sea Serpents' Symbol
Haunted Giant Censer of the Divination of Tactics Absorbtion
Hellish Traitor's Braizer of the Canine
Kraken's Censer
Miter of the Hex of Strangulation
Mystical Giant Relic of the Leaders' Lineage
Scintillating Prayer Wheel of Ruby and Wounding
Thunderous Talisman of the Sea Serpent's Drunkenness
Undead's Rosary of Flesh Aura
Vestiments of Chaotic Lightning
Vorpal Thurible
Worldly Victors' Relic
Aquatic Censer of Lightning Webs
Aspergillum of Drakes
Aspergillum of Seek Returners
Braizer of the Glamour of Control Undead
Candleabra of Conjure Clairaudience
Candleabra of the Chant of Conjure Doom
Censer of Benevolent Arch-angels
Courageous Human's Talisman of Infernal Greed
Dancing Braizer of Voidness Orbs
Demonic Scripture
Fortuitous Icy Talisman
Great Thurible of the Charm of Bronze Negation
Imperial Amazons' Scripture of the Clever Angel's Hex of Tactics
Ladies' Thurible of Alter Magic
Lordly Candleabra
Marvelous White Censer of Transform Pestilence
Mystic Cat's Symbol
Ornate Vestiments of Magma Barrier
Prayer Beads of the Spell of Agility
Sadistic Monster's Vestiments
Savage Canine's Thurible of Lordly Sound Walls
Seeker's Miter
Talisman of Bronze
Talisman of the Curse of Slay God
Vestiments of Sound Zone
Amazon's Relic of Blocking and Intoxication
Benevolent Consumer's Relic of Demonic Stranglers
Benevolent Dragons' Candleabra
Blasphemous Green Prayer Wheel
Candleabra of Sapphire Spheres
Forbidden Vestiments of the Gnome's Happiness
Glammered Candleabra of Mana Shields
Innocent Strangler's Rosary
Insane Demon's Aspergillum
Lesser Talisman of Nothing Touches
Living Candleabra
Lost Braizer of Spirit Lance
Monstrous Wizard's Miter
Mystic Sea Serpent's Relic of Sapphire and Opening
Prayer Beads of Fletchers
Relic of Conjure Slime
Rosary of Doomed Wyrms
Sly Insects' Vestiments of Sludge Deflection
Spectral Animated Symbol of the Drake's Exorcism of Metal
Talisman of the Serene Crusher
Thurible of Magma and Slyness
Thurible of Stone Alteration
Unknowable Spined Braizer of the Healer's Lineage
Vestiments of Gnome Seduction
Yellow Scripture

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Potions:

Bodily Brew of Air Field
Brew of the Exorcism of Divination
Dire Wyrm's Elixir of Diamond Fields
Doomed Golems' Philter
Draught of Lava Wall
Draught of the Journeyman
Drink of Acid Zones
Drink of Knowledge
Good Tonic of Conjure Earth
Illuminated Philter
Infernal Bears' Elixir of Haunt Seeking
Instant Tonic of Energy Disks
Kingly Climbers' Potion
Kingly Ghosts' Elixir of the Doomed Chant of the Fiery Goblet
Lesser Drink
Lesser Haunts' Potion of the Imperial Casting of the Charismatic Saints
Lost Draught
Otherworldly Prismatic Drink
Purple Drink
Savage Keepers' Elixir
Spectral Elixir of Sapphire Rains
Titans' Drink of the Casting of Detect Axes
Tonic of Charismatic Archmagi
Tonic of Mana
Tonic of the Barbarian
Charismatic Drakes' Drink
Crusader's Drink
Distant Master's Elixir of Mud Gyser
Divine Potion of the Titan
Draught of Hypnotise Amazon
Draught of Ruby Control
Electrical Philter
Eternal Giant Drink
Evil Healers' Drink
Evil Victor's Potion
Finders' Philter of the Disrupting Gnome
Gothic Tonic
Greater Draught of the Endless Leader
Keen Brew of Hypnotise Berserkers
Lesser Meteoric Elixir of Slime Auras
Minor Angel's Potion
Potion of Agility Arrow
Potion of the Insane Divinity's Ceremony of Greed
Rulers' Brew of Bronze and Compassion
Souls' Drink of the Spectres
Speakers' Tonic
Sturdy Brew of Security and Greed
Ultimate Philter of Cowardly Queens
Unjust Breaker's Drink of Feline Control
Unknowable Philter of Nothing Touches
Abyssimal Glowing Elixir of the Witchery of Deflect Traps
Abyssimal Ogre's Drink
Accursed Philter
Ancient Brew
Aquatic Scintillating Drink of Just Amazons
Blasphemous Brew of Cold Orb
Cruel Kraken's Draught of the Kraken
Draught of the Dragons
Drink of the Exorcism of Berserker Hypnotism
Drunken Opener's Elixir of Venom and Guarding
Forbidden Potion
Forbidden Prismatic Draught
Hateful Slayers' Drink
Illuminated Rugged Potion of Flesh Shields
Immovable Brew of Absorbs Sustenance
Insane Undead's Draught
Insects' Potion of Dwarf Summoning
Kraken's Potion of Gnomes
Philter of Platinum Control
Philter of the Ancestral Builder
Potion of the Haunted Crusader
Royal Potion
Rugged Brew of Blood Gush
Spiritual Philter of Abyssimal Spirit Circle
Vicious Snake's Tonic of Sapphire Touches

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Jewelry:

Amulet of Ancestral Sapphire Zones
Amulet of Eagle Seduction
Anklet of Conjure Lightning
Anklet of Metal Deflection
Broch of Deflect Lava
Charismatic Thinker's Pendant
Crown of the Viper
Deadly Embossed Anklet
Evil Pendant of the Sorcery of Call Barbarian
Kings' Earrings
Lost Thunderous Crown
Necklace of the Insane Opener
Necklace of the Perfected Hex of the Hateful Gnome
Otherworldly Ring
Pendant of Lava Bolt
Pendant of Slime Disks
Pin of Sludge Beams
Pin of the Elf
Pin of the Executioners' Benevolence
Ring of the Screaming Breaker's Charm of Lava
Sacred Golden Earrings of the Ancestral Casting of Security
Scintillating Charm
Shooting Amulet of Hiding Deflection
Vorpal Charm
Wyrm's Earrings
Animated Earrings
Anklet of Mud and Terror
Bracelet of the Unjust Bane's Charm of Returning
Broch of Alter Muck
Broch of Conjure Air
Constructors' Earrings of Golem Control
Crown of Compassion Ball
Crushers' Crown of Conjure Striding
Defenders' Ring of Summon Artist
Distant Flaming Pendant
Dragons' Amulet
Earrings of the Hex of Canine Summoning
Envenomed Amulet of the Screaming Eagle
Exalted Diadem of Corruption Zone
Ghostly Charm
Glimmering Necklace of Wonderful Magic
Just Caretakers' Crown of Blood Spans
Living Ring of Knights
Ogre's Pendant
Pin of the Sacred Calling of Warmth
Prismatic Torc
Ring of Become Hearer
Saintly Amulet of Archers
Undead's Amulet of Humanoid Seeking
Wondrous Amulet of the Insects
Bodily Pendant
Broch of the Serpent's Lust
Caring Felines' Earrings
Charismatic Evoker's Necklace of Alter Motion
Charm of Metal Ball
Damned Keen Torc of Water Gush
Demonic Kraken's Bracelet of Great Rulers
Divine Titans' Ring of the Greater Evocation of Alter Cold
Endless Rugged Necklace of Slyness Lances
Ethereal Pendant of the Glorious Exorcism of Control Slime
Forbidden Crusher's Crown
Glimmering Necklace
Greater Amulet of the Strangler
Heavenly Strong Diadem of Light and Leadership
Innocent Dragons' Anklet
King's Bracelet
Kingly Archmagi's Earrings
Ring of Deflect Influence
Royal Gothic Bracelet
Sadistic Ogre's Broch
Serpent's Ring of Flesh Hand
Tiara of Bronze and Cleverness
Tiara of Wealth Deflection
Titan's Necklace of Slime Shield
Torc of Insect Killing

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Here you've got many names for your poison. These are classified:
- Herbal poisons
- Monster venoms
- Mixtures
- Magical venoms

Herbal poisons:
Alanal
Arashni
Archer Bush Poison
Asarabacca
Askume
Bamboo Poison
Baneberry
Belladonna
Bleeding Heart
Bloodflower
Bloodroot
Bloodrot
Bloodthorn
Blue-black mushroom
Buckeye Honey
Byrony
Chokeweed
Curare
Cyanide
Deadman
Death Cup
Devilroot
Diffenbachia
Erwurgwort
Fansolin
Foxtail
Greenback Mushroom
Hallorn’s Rest
Hellbore, Black
Hemlock
Ink Coprinus
Jatropha Curcas
Jimsonweed
Lotus dust, all types
Mandrake
Morphius
Needleleaf
Nettle
Oleander
Opium
Rhododendron
Skullcap
Slovefoot
Veilbud
Venomwood
Wharifin

Monster venoms:
Achaierai Poison
Archer Bush Poison
Ascomoid Spores
Asp Toxin
Asp Venom
Assassin Bug
Assassin Bug
Banded Krait Venom
Banelar
Birdsnake Venom
Black Hydra
Black Scorpion
Black Scorpion
Black Widow
Black Widow
Bloodthorn
Blowfish
Cascabel
Catfish, Giant
Choldrith Venom
Corrabus
Couatl
Cushion Fungus Spores
Dragonfish
Drider Spittle
Ettercap
Eye Killer
Fire Snake
Garbug
Giant Hornet
Golden Arrow Dart Frog
Imp
Land Urchin
Man-Scorpion
Megalo-centipede
Myconid-H
Myconid-P
Naga, Dark
Neogi
Pedipalp, giant
Pseudo-Dragon
Red Fang
Scarlet Sporozoid
Scorpion, all varieties
Serpent, winged
Silver Urchin
Snake, all varieties
Spider, all varieties
Stonefish
Stunjelly
Teneborus
Tentamort
Thri-Kreen
Tigerfly
Tri-flower
Twilight Bloom
Uropygus
Weeverfish
Whipsting
Whisper wasp
Worm, Purple
Wyvern

Mixtures:
Ajida
Alanal
Amber Death
Arashni
Assassin’s Venom
Assassin Snake Toxin
Ayala
Babblejuice
Basalisk’s Eye
Belbol d’Elghinn (Gift of Death)
Belpren
Black Mead
Bloodfire
Bloodrot
Braylock
Breek
Buluka
Caustar
Chak
Chapaya
Claria
Convolutionary (Skintwister)
Crystal Elixir
Cuph
Darkshaft
Darksnake
Death Coma
Deathwine
Devil Ale
Doshenkana
Dream Juice
Dreambliss
Drow Sleep Poison
Dwarfbane
Elvenbane
Flydance
Frin
Gaboon
Galas
Ghoul Sweat
Golden Fool
Golhyrr del’Ilharess
Gurch
Huld
Hy’Claria
Ikaheka
Jal wun Jivvin
Jeteye
Jima
Khaless
Kolas
Kotra
Kumba
Lhurdas
Lomat
Luptak
Magebane
Mindshadow
Morphus
Mufa
Nibon
Opia
Orbb’st Ssrin
Orvas
Pink Lightning
Praka
Prespa
Rathrae Dos
Scorpion’s Blood
Skyzorr’n Poison
Svirfneblin Poison
Sytharm
Teko
Thrum
Trif
Trollsblood
Tubon
Tylatch
Tzolo’s Tears
Tzolo’s Tears
Ulcrun
Varrakas
Vedya
Velkyn Ogglin
Vilmat
Vocal
Witch Bane
Witchhand
Yaksa
Zebrilla
Zzotza

Magical venoms:
Deathdust
Haszak
JuJu Wine
Soultravel

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Different clothes:

Belt of Blood Chain
Belt of Water Barriers
Boots of Future Intoxication Blasts
Boots of Gold Breath
Chameleon's Shoes
Clever Builders' Pants of the Hex of Skill
Clever Gnome's Suit of the Exorcism of Seeing Deflection
Coat of Unholy Cleverness Cloud
Corruptor's Vest
Crazed Ghosts' Shoes
Damned Saint's Coat
Demonic Boots
Dire Monks' Boots of the Abjuration of Sapphire Control
Fortuitous Cloak of Deflection Absorbtion
Garment of Flesh Storm
Garment of the Conjurers' Hex of Dust
Glorious Leaders' Boots of the Marvelous Divination of Kill Lizard
Haunted Jagged Shoes
Shoes of Drunken Invokers
Shoes of Frost and Charisma
Suit of the King's Working of Glibness
Ultimate Dragon's Garment
Vest of Virtue Orb
Victor's Boots
Villainous Necromancer's Gown of Sneaking Negation
Abyssimal Leaders' Hat
Animated Garment of Conjure Mud
Belt of the Ultimate Sigil of Negation
Blessed Hat
Boots of Sadness
Celestial Crusher's Belt
Cloak of Mud Bolts
Creator's Moccasins
Generous Animal's Coat of Human Control
Glammered Boots
Gown of the Distant Conjuration of Seek Traitor
Gravedigger's Boots
Hat of Intelligence Blast
Heavenly Fighter's Suit
Intelligent Wyrm's Coat
Just Goblins' Gown
Lawful Boots of the Wolf
Moccasins of Ogre Slaying
Perfect Screaming Vest of the Wyrms
Sagely Leader's Cloak
Sandals of the Curse of Heat
Shoes of Insane Destroyers
Shoes of Intoxication Walls
Shoes of Spikes Deflection
Thunderous Gown
Accursed Moccasins
Amazon's Coat
Archer's Boots
Archmagi' Moccasins
Boots of the Abjuration of Sapphire
Cloak of Magic Gysers
Coat of Damned Spirit Beams
Doomed Gown of the Saintly Ceremony of Control Heat
Dwarven White Sandals
Fish's Belt of the Great Witchery of Control Lava
Garment of Slime Gysers
Goblins' Shoes
Good Seer's Gown
Gown of the Specter
Haunt's Suit
Icy Hat
Lawful Messiah's Vest
Otherworldly Animated Suit
Pants of Stone Breaths
Pants of the Casting of Alter Magma
Serene Insects' Suit of the Otherworldly Barbarian
Strangler's Cloak
Vest of Copper Deflection
Vest of the Sigil of Sapphire and Invulnerability
Viper's Belt of Heat Zones

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Governments:

Absolute Oligarcy of Counties
Alliance of Counties
Autonomous Confederated Principality
Blessed and Accepted Czardom of Shires
Collective of City-States
Confederated Domain
Dynastic Syndicate of Counties
Government of Prefectures
Illuminated Empire
Mercantile Collective of Domains
Republic of Lands
Revolutionary Collective Union
Solidarity of Lands
Unified Regency of Territories
Worker's Directorate
Benevolent and Perfect Theocracy of States
Brotherhood of Prefectures
Domain of Provinces
Elective and Collective Alliance of Lands
Enlightened Theocracy of Provinces
Free Federation of Lands
Grand and Industrial Monarchy
Grand and Supreme State
Imperial Authority
Mercantile and Enlightened Regency
Principality of Lands
State of City-States
Tyranical Directorate
Tyrany of Lands
United Economic Republic
Authority of Domains
Blessed Corporate Syndicate
Brotherhood of States
Dynastic Protectorate of City-States
Electorate of Prefectures
Historic Tyrany
Historic and Great Government of Territories
Legendary Regency
Mercantile and Liberated Anarchy
Military Government
Perfect Dynasty
Solidarity of States
Solidarity of States
Syndicracy Collective
Unified Commonwealth of Shires

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Studies:

Alchemical Studies
Ancient Summoning
Basic Academic Alchemy
Basic Indefinite Writings
Chronology of Cabbalistic Academics
Comparative Taxonomic Chronomancy
Comparative Taxonomic Sorcery
Essential Alchemy
Ethical Cabbalistic Instruction
Ethical Invisible Arts
Future Alchemy
Future Geomancy
High-Energy Abjuration
History of Invisible Philosophy
Illusionary Philosophy
Invisible Academics
Military Geomantic Experimentation
Modern Inter-Planar Research
Paradoxical Low-Energy Enchanting
Philosophy of Applied Geomancy
Philosophy of Demonic Writings
Philosophy of Ethical Abjuration
Popular Enchanting
Pyrotechnic Sorcery
Remedial Evocation
Advanced Military Illusionism
Basic Sorcerous Philosophy
Divinatory Instruction
Essential Invisible Academics
Essential Necromantic Arts
Essential Paradoxical Enchanting
Essential Paradoxical Magery
Essential Taxonomic Illusionism
Ethical Military Invocation
Future Hermetic Research
Future Invisible Philosophy
History of Ancient Chronomancy
History of Low-Energy Geomancy
Inadvisable Necromantic Instruction
Inadvisable Remedial Evocation
Inter-Planar Academics
Inter-Planar Engineering
Inter-Planar Studies
Modern Paradoxical Geomancy
Paradoxical Temporal Academics
Recent Cabbalism
Recent Inscriptions
Taxonomic Alteration
Theoretical Demonic Taxonomy
Theoretical Inter-Planar Instruction
Advanced Temporal Taxonomy
Chronology of Geomantic Studies
Comparative Ancient Alchemy
Divinatory Research
Experimental Invocation
Hermetic Research
Hermetic Science
High-Energy Alchemy
Historical Cabbalism
History of Experimental Evocation
History of Pyrotechnic Illusionism
Illusionary Writings
Inadvisable Sorcerous Instruction
Invisible Instruction
Necromantic Taxonomy
Paradoxical Experimental Magic
Paradoxical High Geomancy
Paradoxical Military Illusionism
Paradoxical Necromantic Instruction
Philosophy of Invisible Research
Pyrotechnic Illusionism
Remedial Invisible Instruction
Sorcerous Arts
Theoretical Illusionary Experimentation
Theoretical Taxonomic Alchemy

[misharohac]

Haha - "Paradoxical Experimental Magic"

That sounds like my mod-making skills.

Honestly, though, are you making all of these up, or are you drawing them from another resource? If they are all your invention, then a hearty congratulations, not only do you have an extremely exhausting list of rather good and thoughtful names, but, if you are truly Polish (born and raised), then your command of the nuances of the English language is to be admired.

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These are coming from different netbooks, guides, generators etc.

[Brother Laz]

If nothing else, some of those are freaking hilarious.

Charm of Metal Ball (bowl 'em down!)
Tiara of Wealth Deflection
Annihilate Suns (think you're all that, huh? Watch THIS!)
Chameleon Seduction
White Circles (be afraid)
Spectre's Baton of Nothing Shield (+0 to Nothing Shield)
Baton of Marvelous Sadness Rings
Ethical Invisible Arts (lock the bathroom door, girls)
Philosophy of Demonic Writings (Fleshdoom was the greatest poet ever!)
Belt of Water Barriers (that's what a baby wears)
Crazed Ghosts' Shoes (dance the macarena!)
Boots of Sadness
Generous Animal's Coat of Human Control (aka Cat Fur)